This introduction has been brought to you by my personal assistant Steve.
Signed by: Caterina Parks, CEO of FICSIT Inc.
Welcome to FICSIT Incorporated! A company specialised in the research, development and application of new technology and science, anything to find short-term solutions to long-term problems! As part of our brand-new Save The Day program, you’ll be sent to one of many alien planets in an effort to contribute to Project Assembly, a project I am legally bound to not tell you anything about for fear of our lives. And my job.
As an engineer and pioneer, you won’t only be constructing and automating the very factory that will contribute to Project Assembly, but also explore and exploit the planet and its inhabitants as you expand. Don’t worry, we’re super inclusive when it comes to alien lifeforms! We’ll even allow for pets, how cool is that!? Just don’t tell R&D.
Below you can find the three main pillars of your mission! Time to get to work, and Stay Effective!*
*This motto is FICSIT Inc. property. Please do not use ironically.